Sunday, April 6, 2008

you look awful

no truly
you do
would i
lie to you
of course not honey
darling
its for you own good
that i provide
accurate critique
that i take a step
back
and appraise
that i cease to amaze
look really
you should know
that
just doesn't go
its not you
its not chic
its not nice
its looks cheap
you look
no i didn't say that
hey come back
for a sec
you need to thicken your skin
i've only begun to begin
i'm barely started
there's your hair
for one
your thighs
and your bum
your bust is ok
but then a rack's just a rack
if you can't back
it up with some class
and not just a fat arse
a bow or a belt
is most often used
usually abused
to cinch in a waist
or an overlarge coat
in dark brown or black
can often make up
for the lack
of physique
but then
you are unique
you're one of a kind
the way you match colours
is quite like a blind
person would
just going on feel
with absolutely no
hint of appeal
no sex
no mystique
no
spotted on the street
hot look of this week
you're just dumpy and sad
like an old knitted bag
tossed away
you fail
ready for
garage sale
passed off with a grin
dumped in a bin
filled wih charity clothes
and no one wants those
well none with a nose
for fashion or sense
avoidance is best
look down and detest
those less fortunate than you
in cheap knock-off shoes
that callous their feet
while you swan on by
nose high in the sky
flying and free
freshly shopping spreed
freshly groomed
newly trimmed
each day at the gymed
toned tanned and lean
a new beauty queen
never daring to stop
or question
your top
just pull on those jeans
rip and burst at your seams
with shining ego
and eyeliner emo
lipliner high gloss
your hair flicked with toss
your mag teemed with goss
your teeth need no floss
your brain turns to dross
your life is so tame
your one goal is fame
your one thought is vain
your next step will maim
your face as it meets with a bus

you look awful

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